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[foreversweaterweather]

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[foreversweaterweather]

[ in a small, almost pleading tone: ]

Do you think we'll have someone we can punch? In the face?

[goalsides]

There's a very high chance of that. We'll have to pick our punches wisely.

[sagely. but also...yikes, that may be true.]

[foreversweaterweather]

What? Why? I think we've earned the right to punch that face as freely as we want!

[goalsides]

Because it might be the face of a friend.

[foreversweaterweather]

[ she deflates. ]

Ugh. No fair. I wanna punch its face, fair and square! How the heck am I supposed to get any satisfaction out of beating it otherwise?!

[goalsides]

If it doesn't have a face and doesn't steal the face of one of our friends, just imagine it's somebody you don't like and then punch it.

[that is not going to work.]

[foreversweaterweather]

Oh trust me, I don't have to imagine anything to want to punch it!!

It'd be better if it was a face though.

...that wasn't one of our friends'.

[goalsides]

Maybe you'll get your wish, Mabel. We still have time to change things.