SIEGHART

[foreversweaterweather]

me finding out that sieghart isn't actually dead, apparently,

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[ercnerd]

I was only able to join the villains, because you made a big deal about the color of our costumes. We wouldn't have turned good and evil on their heads without your pigs, either. Why are you saying that you didn't do anything?

[foreversweaterweather]

[ slumps and shrugs ]

I just...never did anything helpful around here to anyone, this whole time. Why would it be any different now?

[ercnerd]

. . . I'm hungry.

[He turns away, though not entirely. His shoulder points in Mabel's direction.]

I don't feel like standing here and chatting. Let's grab something to eat first.

[foreversweaterweather]

[ she shrinks a little, feeling like she's been dismissed. but...he's also inviting her to food? ]

Oh...uh, like what?

[ercnerd]

[He looks at her over his shoulder.]

What do you feel like eating?

[foreversweaterweather]

Uhhh...I dunno. [ honestly, she DOESN'T feel like eating. ] What do you wanna eat?

[ercnerd]

It's gotten rather late. Something light would be good.

[He takes a step toward the cafeteria, poor shape though it may be in now due to the world's condition.]

Are you coming?

[foreversweaterweather]

...okay.

[ and she'll get up and trot after him! ]

[ercnerd]

[They go. True to his word, he grabs a light sandwich for himself. As he does, he looks over at Mabel.]

If you won't eat, you should at least grab something to drink.

[foreversweaterweather]

[ good call man. she's done so much crying she's probably hella dehydrated. ]

Pfft. Okay, mom. [ she grabs herself a juicebox. ]

[ercnerd]

Who's mom?

[Shaking his head, he also grabs himself a drink before seeking the nearest seat that isn't fading out of existence. It's time to eat.]

[foreversweaterweather]

[ stabs her juicebox with its straw and takes a sip, giving him A Look. ]

...you do know what moms are, right?

[ercnerd]

Of course I do. Where do you think I came from?

[foreversweaterweather]

[ shrugs ]

Maybe there's a world where people don't get born and have moms! Maybe you just hatch from a mystical egg at random or something!

[ercnerd]

Well, I definitely didn't hatch from an egg, if that's what you're thinking.

[foreversweaterweather]

As long as you know what a mom is, I guess.

[ercnerd]

[He looks at her—it's been so many centuries since he even saw his own mother—before he takes a bite out of the sandwich. Then, after swallowing, he asks in a light-hearted manner:]

Was my letter that unhelpful to you?

[foreversweaterweather]

[ blinks in confusion rapidly ]

Wha? What do you mean?

[ercnerd]

You said that you never did anything helpful.

[foreversweaterweather]

...what's the letter have to do with that?

[ercnerd]

Hm . . . in that case, I may have to pick a different messenger to deliver my message next time.

[foreversweaterweather]

[ she thinks back to the letter and what it said... ]

...oh! You mean the thing about your coupon-thingies not showing up on the receipts?

[ercnerd]

Mm, yes.

[He takes another bite.]

The one I used that week prior was a toy heart.

[foreversweaterweather]

A toy heart? What'd it do?

[ercnerd]

It just made two people feel affectionate.