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SIEGHART

me finding out that sieghart isn't actually dead, apparently,

[ blinks in confusion rapidly ]

Wha? What do you mean?

You said that you never did anything helpful.

...what's the letter have to do with that?

Hm . . . in that case, I may have to pick a different messenger to deliver my message next time.

[ she thinks back to the letter and what it said... ]

...oh! You mean the thing about your coupon-thingies not showing up on the receipts?

Mm, yes.

[He takes another bite.]

The one I used that week prior was a toy heart.

A toy heart? What'd it do?

It just made two people feel affectionate.

Ooooh, who'd you use it on?

What, you're not even going to guess? . . . I thought it was pretty obvious.

[ jesus, you think i can remember who all got love arrowed when??? my brain is too small for this ]

Um...Claude and Manwol?

[Lisa's brain gets a chuckle out of Sieghart.]

Nah, I had nothing to do with those two. It was Caleb and Mollymauk.

...oh. I didn't notice them acting any different. [ but also she was lowkey avoiding them anyway ] They weren't always just...like that?

They couldn't stop themselves from touching each other.

[Public displays of affection are truly humiliating! He knows. That's why he can say it.]

Well, that's what they get for teasing the dead.

...oh yeah. [ squints as she, and by she I mean I, Lisa, vaguely remembers this ]

I didn't know they were being mean about the dead though. [ she'd ask why, but honestly she can believe it just at face value. ]

They were spreading rumors that Bradley and I were courting. Can you believe that? Me and Bradley?

[He huffs, then shakes his head as he continues to partake of the sandwich.]

[ ...well, she can see it. but apparently that idea offends him, soooooo... ]

Well...were you, uh, courting anyone?

[Mabel!

He hums.]

I took Byleth out on a date for an assignment.

Oooooh! [ JUICY DATING GOSS!!!! ] How'd it gooooo~?

I picked her a flower, and then we went upstairs to eat.

Come on, you gotta give me more than that! What kind of flower? What'd you guys have?

Hm . . . What kind was it again?

[He looks up in thought. Nope. It's gone.]

I ate chocolate sauce.

...just chocolate sauce?

It was delicious. You should try it sometime.

Pffft, you think I haven't? I'm the queen of eating chocolate sauce alone--I just squirt it straight into my mouth right out of the bottle!

I just don't think I've ever heard of anyone eating it on a date! Not alone like that, anyway.

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