SIEGHART

[foreversweaterweather]

me finding out that sieghart isn't actually dead, apparently,

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[foreversweaterweather]

[ shrugs ]

Maybe there's a world where people don't get born and have moms! Maybe you just hatch from a mystical egg at random or something!

[ercnerd]

Well, I definitely didn't hatch from an egg, if that's what you're thinking.

[foreversweaterweather]

As long as you know what a mom is, I guess.

[ercnerd]

[He looks at her—it's been so many centuries since he even saw his own mother—before he takes a bite out of the sandwich. Then, after swallowing, he asks in a light-hearted manner:]

Was my letter that unhelpful to you?

[foreversweaterweather]

[ blinks in confusion rapidly ]

Wha? What do you mean?

[ercnerd]

You said that you never did anything helpful.

[foreversweaterweather]

...what's the letter have to do with that?

[ercnerd]

Hm . . . in that case, I may have to pick a different messenger to deliver my message next time.

[foreversweaterweather]

[ she thinks back to the letter and what it said... ]

...oh! You mean the thing about your coupon-thingies not showing up on the receipts?

[ercnerd]

Mm, yes.

[He takes another bite.]

The one I used that week prior was a toy heart.

[foreversweaterweather]

A toy heart? What'd it do?

[ercnerd]

It just made two people feel affectionate.

[foreversweaterweather]

Ooooh, who'd you use it on?

[ercnerd]

What, you're not even going to guess? . . . I thought it was pretty obvious.

[foreversweaterweather]

[ jesus, you think i can remember who all got love arrowed when??? my brain is too small for this ]

Um...Claude and Manwol?

[ercnerd]

[Lisa's brain gets a chuckle out of Sieghart.]

Nah, I had nothing to do with those two. It was Caleb and Mollymauk.

[foreversweaterweather]

...oh. I didn't notice them acting any different. [ but also she was lowkey avoiding them anyway ] They weren't always just...like that?

[ercnerd]

They couldn't stop themselves from touching each other.

[Public displays of affection are truly humiliating! He knows. That's why he can say it.]

Well, that's what they get for teasing the dead.

[foreversweaterweather]

...oh yeah. [ squints as she, and by she I mean I, Lisa, vaguely remembers this ]

I didn't know they were being mean about the dead though. [ she'd ask why, but honestly she can believe it just at face value. ]

[ercnerd]

They were spreading rumors that Bradley and I were courting. Can you believe that? Me and Bradley?

[He huffs, then shakes his head as he continues to partake of the sandwich.]

[foreversweaterweather]

[ ...well, she can see it. but apparently that idea offends him, soooooo... ]

Well...were you, uh, courting anyone?

[ercnerd]

[Mabel!

He hums.]

I took Byleth out on a date for an assignment.

[foreversweaterweather]

Oooooh! [ JUICY DATING GOSS!!!! ] How'd it gooooo~?

[ercnerd]

I picked her a flower, and then we went upstairs to eat.

[foreversweaterweather]

Come on, you gotta give me more than that! What kind of flower? What'd you guys have?